So here it is, the funniest soccer quotes found by me on the web.
"On another night, they'd have won 2-2." - Ron Atkinson (commenting on a Valencia-Liverpool Match)
"Zero-zero is a big score." - Ron Atkinson again
"Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's - movement and positioning." - Ron Atkinson once more!
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw." - Yep, you guessed it, Ron Atkinson yet again!
"We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson
"We must have had 99 percent of the game. It was the other three percnet that cost us the match."- Ruud Gullit
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it -you can see it all over their faces." - Mr Ron Atkinson once more, the king of stupid quotes!
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." - A commentator with Metro Radio
"We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalized.”- Ian McNail
"I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly" - Andy Gray, neither do I Andy!
"The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath" - Former England Captain Terry Butcher
"When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1" - Lawrie McMenemy, Manager of Southampton FC
"And Farmer has now scored 19 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season" - Gary Lyon an Australian Commentator, finding multiplication difficult!
"Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win" - Thanks for clearing that up Vinny Jones!
"Is the Pope Catholic. No I'm serious, is he? I really need to know"- David Beckham.
"Diego Maradona - a flawed genius who has now become a genius who is flawed" - Bob Wilson
"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."- Kevin Keegan
"The ref was vertically 15 yards away.”- Kevin Keegan, considering a challenge for Big Ron's crown?
"Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard.”- Its slightly embarrassing for me to say, but its.... yep you've guessed it... Big Ron Atkinson again
"Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins." - Brian Moore
"I would not say he is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.” - I should have called this article "Ron Atkinson's stupidest quotes"
"I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted!" - The legendary George Best, RIP
"This is an unusual Scotland side because they have good players"- Javier Clemente, suprisingly not an Englishman!
"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!” - Kevin Keegan!
"We lost because we didn't win"- Ronaldo
"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side"- David Beckham after being asked if he is 'volatile', obviously thinking that this meant 'versatile'
Reporter:- "It looked like you were outplayed in certain area's of the field in today's game." Gordon Strachan:- "Yes, we were outplayed in certain parts of the field today, the big green area of it..."
"There's no in between you're either good or bad.. We were in between."- Gary Lineker
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league"- Mark Viduka, seemingly finding the concept of a league table hard to fathom!
"I'd like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona" - Former Southampton and Aston Villa midfielder Mark Draper
'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.'- Jonathan Woodgate
"The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory." - David Coleman
"Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales." - Ron Greenwood
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing."- Terry Venables
"To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch" - Ruud Gullit
"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal." - Dave Bassett
"If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal." - Jimmy Hill
"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." - My favourite all time soccer quote, courtesy of the one and only Ron Atkinson!
"Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's - movement and positioning." - Ron Atkinson once more!
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw." - Yep, you guessed it, Ron Atkinson yet again!
"We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson
"We must have had 99 percent of the game. It was the other three percnet that cost us the match."- Ruud Gullit
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it -you can see it all over their faces." - Mr Ron Atkinson once more, the king of stupid quotes!
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." - A commentator with Metro Radio
"We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalized.”- Ian McNail
"I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly" - Andy Gray, neither do I Andy!
"The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath" - Former England Captain Terry Butcher
"When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1" - Lawrie McMenemy, Manager of Southampton FC
"Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win" - Thanks for clearing that up Vinny Jones!
"Is the Pope Catholic. No I'm serious, is he? I really need to know"- David Beckham.
"Diego Maradona - a flawed genius who has now become a genius who is flawed" - Bob Wilson
"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."- Kevin Keegan
"The ref was vertically 15 yards away.”- Kevin Keegan, considering a challenge for Big Ron's crown?
"Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard.”- Its slightly embarrassing for me to say, but its.... yep you've guessed it... Big Ron Atkinson again
"Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins." - Brian Moore
"I would not say he is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.” - I should have called this article "Ron Atkinson's stupidest quotes"
"I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted!" - The legendary George Best, RIP
"This is an unusual Scotland side because they have good players"- Javier Clemente, suprisingly not an Englishman!
"We lost because we didn't win"- Ronaldo
"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side"- David Beckham after being asked if he is 'volatile', obviously thinking that this meant 'versatile'
Reporter:- "It looked like you were outplayed in certain area's of the field in today's game." Gordon Strachan:- "Yes, we were outplayed in certain parts of the field today, the big green area of it..."
"There's no in between you're either good or bad.. We were in between."- Gary Lineker
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league"- Mark Viduka, seemingly finding the concept of a league table hard to fathom!
"I'd like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona" - Former Southampton and Aston Villa midfielder Mark Draper
'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.'- Jonathan Woodgate
"Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales." - Ron Greenwood
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing."- Terry Venables
"To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch" - Ruud Gullit
"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal." - Dave Bassett
"If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal." - Jimmy Hill
"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." - My favourite all time soccer quote, courtesy of the one and only Ron Atkinson!
What the F... is he looking for ? Eggs ?
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